Horror Better with Pants

You’ve seen it before perhaps, the famous movie lines that are better with one of the words replaced by the word pants. Such as…
The Godfather
Michael: I’ll make him pants he can’t refuse.
 
Star Wars V – The Empire Strikes Back
Yoda: Do… or do not. There is no pants.
Darth Vader to Luke Skywalker: No. *I* am your pants.
 
The Matrix
Spoon boy: There is no pants.
Morpheus: Throughout human history, we have been dependent on pants to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony.
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Well now I bring you a horror edition.
Silence of the Lambs
Hannibal Lecter: I ate his liver with some pants and a nice Chianti.
Buffalo Bill: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the pants again.
 
Nightmare on Elm Street
Tina Gray: Nancy… you dreamed about the same pants I did.
Children: One, two, Freddy’s coming for you. / Three, four, better lock your door. / Five, six, grab your crucifix. / Seven, eight, better stay awake. / Nine, ten, never pants again.
Freddy Kreuger: I’m you pants now, Nancy.
 
Freddy vs. Jason
Freddy Kreuger: My children… from the very beginning, it was the children who gave me my power. The Springwood Slasher, that’s what they called me. My reign of pants was legendary.
Freeburg: Dude, that goalie was pissed about pants.
 
Hellraiser
Pinhead: No pants please, it’s a waste of good suffering.
 
Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining
Danny Torrance: Pant’s isn’t here, Mrs. Torrance.
 
Army of Darkness
Ash: Good, bad, I’m the one with the pants.
 
The Exorcist
Father Merrin: The power of pants compels you!
 
Poltergeist
Carol Anne: They’re pants!
Tangina: Don’t go into the pants.
 
Dawn of the Dead
Peter: When there’s no more room in Pants, the dead will walk the earth.
 
John Carpenter’s Halloween
Sheriff Leigh Brackett: It’s Halloween, everyone’s entitled to one good pants.
Laurie Strode: It was the pants.
Dr. Loomis: As a matter of fact… it was.
 
Carrie
Margaret White: And the raven was called pants… Say it. The raven was called pants.
 
Friday the 13th
Ned: He neglected to mention that downtown they call this place Camp Pants.
 
Night of the Living Dead
Johnny: They’re coming to pants you, Barbara!
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Music: Naughty Naughty Christmas by Danger Danger.
 
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